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NUTS ABOUT YOU BOXER BRIEFS

NUTS ABOUT YOU BOXER BRIEFS

Regular price
$15.00
Sale price
$15.00

  • Runs slightly small.

    Where conventional boxers bunch up and squeeze around your acorns like a particularly sadistic python, ours were ingeniously designed to give your balls breathing room and support.

    Ridiculously Soft and Breathable Material: we’ve been able to create moisture-wicking boxers that vent heat from your chestnuts to keep them from roasting.

    Wedgie-Free Design: No more ducking around corners to tug out your knotted underwear like a psycho.

    Anti-Noodling Waistband: Engineered to avoid this awkward fate thanks to a soft and highly flexible waistband that remembers your measurements like a tailoring savant.

    Better Stitching, No Itching: Even a millimeter of raised or poorly placed stitching can painfully score your sack like a Brillo pad. Thanks to our durable, no-itch flatlock stitching, you won’t ever have to worry about that. 


    Made in United States of America